World of DerpCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

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Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1790	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	9117	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	129
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5695	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5568
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blockbuster Bonanza: Where Movies, TV Shows, and Games Collide in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of living in a world where robots are trying to take over and replace us humans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, robots are banned! That’s right, no pesky robots trying to steal your diamonds or take over your builds. Join us and fight against the robot uprising while building epic creations with your fellow human players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	64
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

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Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafting Chaos in Germantopia

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).

Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Aussie Blokes

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Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

i went outside for the first time in months and had a walk in Minecraft

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Tired of being stuck inside like a sad little block in Minecraft? Join our server and bask in the virtual sunshine all day long! Our pixelated rays of happiness will make you forget that the real world even exists. Who needs vitamin D when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? Say goodbye to depression and hello to creepers trying to blow up your hard work. It’s a wild ride on our server, but at least you won’t have to worry about getting sunburned. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ores Mined:	4090	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Boobs & Explosions: The ‘Hidan no Aria’ Minecraft Server

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about Riko Mine! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!

But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crops Grown:	3123