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Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	151	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mines Excavated:	4491	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	2358
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Alien Abductions:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6001	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	574

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	4548	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Farms Harvested:	423	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	684	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3741
Emeralds Found:	7118	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	3867	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Potions Brewed:	178	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6816
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

Players:	91/100	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2858	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8748	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1