WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StepSonSnubbedBDay

baby momma, birthday activities, birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Chaos, Controlling, Court, family time, high conflict, invasion of privacy, iPhone, location tracking, previous marriage, privacy, privacy concerns, step-parenting, step-son, StepSonSnubbedBDay, Threats, Tracking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	77

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	628	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

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Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	979480	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Micro Bone Zone

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so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, cucked, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, cuckolded, cuckolded husband, Cuckolding, Cuckoldress, cuckoldry, cuckoldry fantasy., cuckquean, cuckquean fantasy, cuckquean husband, cuckquean lifestyle, cuckquean wife, cuckqueaning, Girls, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, Lost, smp, unfaithful

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	83
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.