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FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, starting a family is the ultimate goal!

Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.

We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.

So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Wait a second… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s burning questions like why do we have pain receptors for heat in the first place? Join us and explore our world filled with geothermal hot springs that are so rare, they make finding diamonds look like child’s play.

But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, rules this land with her army of husbands. If you can handle the madness, come join us for a wild ride!

Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.

But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!

Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Shoe-Licking Cock-Sucker Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Natty’s Achievable Body Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being asked if your Minecraft body is achievable natty? Well, join our server and you can have the most ripped, shredded, and totally natty body in the game! Our virtual gym is equipped with pixelated dumbbells, protein shake dispensers, and even a sauna made out of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Show off your gains to all the other players and flex your way to the top of the leaderboard!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Hunt down this elusive creature and become the wealthiest player on the server in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to pump some virtual iron, chase after diamond chickens, and have a blast with our hilarious and friendly community! Remember, on our server, gains are guaranteed – and so is a whole lot of fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Best English Song Only in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have the ONLY EN gen song that’s in English, making it the best server by default. Trust us, it’s simple as that.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also guarded by the fearsome Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our SMP and challenge the Ender Chicken for a chance to claim its legendary loot and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3577

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

What is the IP for Clique Productions Minecraft Server?

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Clique Productions is a creative media production company known for producing high-quality content across various platforms. With a team of talented professionals, Clique Productions has established a reputation for delivering innovative and engaging content for clients in the entertainment industry. Their expertise ranges from video production to social media strategy, making them a go-to choice for brands looking to elevate their digital presence.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cristalix – Play from the phone PE Bedrock Minecraft server

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? Welcome to the Cristalix server – your unique path to the world of exciting adventures in Minecraft! ?

The Cristalix server is not just a game world, it is a whole universe of possibilities! Start our exciting adventure at: start.playmc.su, and plunge into the unique atmosphere of a variety of mini-games, anarchy and more!

? **Maximum Mini-Game Variety:**

You will never be bored on the Cristalix server! We have the most diverse collection of mini-games to suit all your gaming tastes. From exciting PvP battles to mind-blowing adventures, we have it all! And this is just the beginning…

? **Anarchy for real Winners:**

Do you want complete freedom and no rules? Welcome to the world of anarchy on the Cristalix server! Here you decide how to play: build your own unique world, fight for resources, or simply enjoy freedom without restrictions. This is your world, your rules!

? **Demaster in Your World:**

On the Cristalix server you will have a unique opportunity to meet the popular YouTuber – Demaster! Fight alongside him, take part in his epic adventures, and maybe be the star of his next video. Your adventure is just beginning!

? **Lots of Interesting Things:**

There is always something new on the Cristalix server! Follow the updates, take part in events, compete for prizes and make new friends. We have no room for routine – only fun and adventure!

Don’t miss your chance to plunge into the world of Cristalix! Join us at start.playmc.su and become part of an amazing community where your adventures are just beginning! ??

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
New Chunks Explored:	244866	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vote Trump Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day! Join us and witness the latest episode of our kabuki theater soap opera unfold before your very eyes.

RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.

But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Graphically This Is Still The Most Impressive Screenshot From Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pixels are so sharp, it’ll make your eyes bleed with joy! Our server is so visually stunning, it’s like walking into a painting made by Leonardo da Vinci himself. You’ll be so mesmerized by the graphics that you’ll forget to actually play the game!

Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Our community is so wild, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tamed a creeper and rode it into battle like a majestic steed.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that will make your eyes pop out of your head with its stunning graphics and make you laugh until you cry with its outrageous shenanigans. Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Fire Emblem Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a Fire Emblem battle? Look no further than our server! We’re like the general dedicated to discussing games from the Fire Emblem franchise, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Join us for epic quests and battles that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Fire Emblem game. Our server is so fire, it’ll make you want to shout “Critical hit!” every time you take down a zombie.

Not convinced yet? Well, we have a secret emulation guide that will let you play Fire Emblem games within Minecraft. That’s right, you can play a game within a game! It’s like Inception, but with more swords and magic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero of your own Minecraft Fire Emblem adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Trade Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have a deal for you! Join our server and trade your East Coast trading card for Alberta, Manitoba, and Sask trading cards! Why, you ask? Because we need more people on our server and apparently, we need more Republicans too. Don’t ask me why, I just work here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Truth Teller’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like nobody gives a flying pig about you? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is here to change that! Join us and become the hero of your own virtual world, where YOU are in control. No more waiting for someone else to fix your life – grab the reins and ride off into the pixelated sunset of success!

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as determined as you to make their dreams come true. We don’t just care about you, we care about you enough to drag you out of bed (virtually, of course) and help you build the life you’ve always wanted. With us, you’ll never feel alone or unimportant – because here, YOU are the star of the show.

So why wait for someone else to care about you when you can join our server and care about yourself in the most epic way possible? Don’t let life pass you by – grab your pickaxe and start mining for your dreams today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a group of players dressed as dragon girls, rebelling against the Halloween of 108! Fight epic battles, summon mythical creatures, and embark on quests that will leave you in stitches. And that’s not all – we have a water margin where you can sail the high seas and battle sea monsters like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Great Void Sea Battle is just another day in the life of our players. Join us for the most outrageous events and campaigns that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary dragon girl of the water margin.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Biggest Cuck In Fiction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most cuck-tastic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But guess what? The dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with a mustache! And if you can defeat the chicken, you will be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly around the server like a majestic peacock.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo Clock Tower, where every hour on the hour, a giant cuckoo bird pops out and showers players with rare loot and enchanted items. And if you manage to collect all the pieces of the elusive Cuckoo Armor set, you will become invincible and feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So come join us on the Biggest Cuck in Fiction Minecraft server, where every corner is filled with surprises, challenges, and plenty of cuckoo fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9988
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3