Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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