LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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