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Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ToddlerTangoCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7685
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyHabitBreaker

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PutinBdayWishCamKids

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come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

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CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Age	4 years old
Current Season	January – Present
World Border	Expanded for 1.21 update

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

Are there any server perks for donors?

Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	6928	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Potions Brewed:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	8509
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mines Excavated:	1447	Players Killed by Monsters:	9900

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

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Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2