Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you’re stuck in a 50s sitcom! 🤣

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories, just like the time our player’s wife went from being a self-proclaimed alcoholic and drug addict to a sober queen! She kicked those bad habits to the curb and now only indulges in nicotine and delta 8. Talk about a glow-up!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have some interesting backstories too. One player has always been against alcohol because they don’t like the taste or the way it makes them feel. They even met their wife on a dating app because she was sober – talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

And let’s not forget about the post-partum depression, the high-risk pregnancy, and the beautiful baby boy. It’s been a rollercoaster ride for our players, but they’re still standing strong. Plus, the drama of whether or not the wife should have a glass of wine at the end of a tough day – will she fall back into old habits or will she resist the temptation? Only on our Minecraft server will you find such juicy drama!

So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll create in our virtual world! 😉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 240
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Astral Projections Made: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Endless Night Skies: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Star Shards Collected: 171 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!

    PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

    Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 998
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.

    So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

    Medbros Mine-tastic Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

    3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

    4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

    But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

    If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

    So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

    ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!
    Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

    On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 174 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 190 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

    Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
    Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

    So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

    FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

    So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Time to Mine and Dine Server

    Time to Mine and Dine Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

    Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!
    Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 2375
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

    Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 377 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Potions Brewed: 36 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

    So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

    Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness
    Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 53 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

    Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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