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Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	208	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	7477
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	1416	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Animals Bred:	132
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	9830	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Animals Bred:	74
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9