“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mines Excavated:	3258
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	591207	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	111	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Emeralds Found:	9923

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5469
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	New Chunks Explored:	37755

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

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So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.