Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	98
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	6874
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Votes:	8709	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	270	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Towns Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	2339

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	497476	Dragon Eggs Found:	3314
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	3756	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crops Grown:	6480
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Magic Items Found:	5527

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590