Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4054	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Buildings Constructed:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6139
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1493
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5864
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchantments Applied:	259	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	59
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	1474	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Void Gems Collected:	24

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com