Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Items Found:	7050

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crops Grown:	6091
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	649	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7765	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Votes:	4161
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	183416
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	458	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	142
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	764
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	7767	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com