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Cube Kingdom

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5553
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchantments Applied:	105
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2365	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5206
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Potions Brewed:	81
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Farms Harvested:	892	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1