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Cup Thighs Back 1.20.1

/vg/ League, 1.20.1, 4ccg, 4chan Cup General, 4chan imageboard, AI vs AI, booru, champions league, culture, cup, Gusic 2, invitationals, LAN party, Livestream, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Team Management, thighs, Thighs Are Back Edition, Upcoming Events, Videos

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1096	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, bruh, imagine a Minecraft server where each board of 4chan is a freakin’ team playing Pro Evolution Soccer. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? You can manage these teams, make tactics, and give input during games. It’s like you’re the coach of the weirdest soccer teams ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the madness of 4chan boards competing in a soccer simulation. It’s like watching a train wreck, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this chaotic world of AI vs AI matches controlled by humans. Just go with it, man. Embrace the weirdness.

Fedora LMAO Minecraft SMP Taleb Anti-Islam

#youtube, Anti Islam, antiIslam, Asylum, asylum seeker, comedy, controversial, extremism, fedora, Fedoracel, germany, idolized Jews, immigration, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, pro Israel, Religion, satire, smp, social commentary, Taleb, Video

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	5395
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy players out there!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who once built a giant potato that shot fireworks out of its eyes – true story!

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! Our community is so chill that even Germany gave one of our players asylum. And get this, he was pro-Israel and idolized Jews! Talk about a plot twist!

So come join us on our wacky adventure and see what kind of madness you can get up to. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

GiftSwapGalore Minecraft Server

appreciation, children’s clothes, christmas gifts, family dynamics, favorite store, gift criticism, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift giving, gift receipt, GiftSwapGalore, holiday traditions, MIL, Minecraft, money gift, overstepped, Quality, Rude, Server, SIL, Target, thoughtless gift

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	94262	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	119	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your gifts being exchanged for store credit? Look no further! Join our server where all gifts are appreciated, no matter the color or quality!

On our server, we value the thought behind the gift, not just the item itself. No more worrying about your hard-earned diamonds being traded in for emeralds because they weren’t the right shade of blue. Here, every gift is cherished and loved, just like that enchanted diamond sword you crafted with care.

Join us and experience a world where gifting is a joy, not a chore. Build, explore, and exchange gifts with fellow players who understand the true meaning of generosity. And remember, on our server, the only thing being exchanged is friendly banter and epic loot!

XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

Boundaries, Budget, Childhood, christmas, collaboration, emotional, extended family, family, gift, History, holiday, ISOLATION, mother-in-law, passive aggressive, photo album, relationships, sabotage, Selfishness, Space, strained relationships, XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Buildings Constructed:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	973
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than spending Christmas with your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server and escape the holiday stress with our virtual world of fun and adventure.

Our server is like a photo album filled with childhood memories and family history, except without the passive-aggressive comments and last-minute cancellations. We have a one-gift rule too, but instead of albums, we gift each other diamonds and enchanted gear.

Don’t let your mother-in-law hijack your Christmas spirit, come join us and build your own holiday wonderland without any emotional baggage. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead?

So ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a holly jolly time that’s guaranteed to be drama-free!

FantasyCraftMC

AMBITION, aspiration, biggest fantasy, daydream, Desires, dream come true, dreams, FANTASY, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, Goal, ideal scenario, imagination, longing, perfect world, Reverie, secret desire, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, wish fulfillment, yearning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Do you dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Or maybe you fantasize about building a castle made of rainbow blocks and ruling over a kingdom of talking chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant its eater the power to control time itself. Or team up with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Herobrine, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the rewards he guards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

CraftyBusCrashBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian news, bus accident, bus crash, collision, CraftyBusCrashBrazil, emergency response, fatal collision, Fatalities, highway crash, passenger fatalities, public transportation, rescue operation, road safety, south america, traffic accident, tragic incident, tragic news, transportation news, truck accident, truck crash

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6044
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where no buses or trucks can collide and kill u! we got magical powers that protect u from any crazy accidents like that. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold that u can explore. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they love to photobomb ur selfies. u can also ride on giant chickens and fly around the map like a boss. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

FireShald server Minecraft

banner, bedrock edition, comfort, Dragon.., FireShald, Friends, global additions, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Server, Skills, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

FireShald is a Minecraft server created for the Bedrock edition with global additions and great comfort.

On this server you can tame a dragon, level up your skills, make friends and much more. You can find all this on the FireShald server.

fireshald.com:19132

Medieval Unlimited

Achievements, armor, breeding, Competitions, Duels, Economy, Events, Exploration, Immersive, Livestock, Medieval, Quests, Realistic, Sandbox, Shops, smp, STEED, Survival, tame, Unlimited, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Dragons Tamed:	0

Medieval Unlimited Server Overview

Server IP	medievalunlimited.online
Discord	https://discord.gg/r5r7mbCU

Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.

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Mystic Chicken Wash 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, chicken, chicken care, chicken cleaning, chicken washing, cooking habits, cooking safety, cooking tips, culinary advice, food handling, food preparation, Food Safety, food sanitation, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen habits, kitchen hygiene, kitchen practices, kitchen rules, kitchen tips., meal prep, mystic, poultry preparation, Wash, wash your chicken

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Lolz, bro, forget about chicken washing, come join our Minecraft server where the chickens wash YOU!

Join for epic battles with giant chickens who will peck your enemies to oblivion.

Build your own chicken army and conquer the pixelated world with feathers and beaks of destruction.

Forget about boring old chicken dinners, on our server, the chickens will serve YOU dinner with a side of chaos and mayhem.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chicken revolution begin!

Limb us Company General – Minecraft SMP #2297

appstore, Company, countdown, district 20 bokgak, don quixote, e.g.o, Ego, Extraction, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Library of Ruina, limb, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Manager Of La Manchaland, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, tutorial, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht, Yi Sang

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mines Excavated:	4171	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeon #5 – Mirror of the Dreaming, Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, and Refraction Railway Line 5 – Merry Go Round. But wait, there’s more!

Upcoming Event: The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it’s gonna be wild!

And don’t miss the Miracle in District 20 BokGak where anything can happen from December 26th to January 23rd.

But that’s not all, we have crazy extractions happening like extracting The Manager Of La Manchaland Don Quixote and targeting [Yi Sang] ID & E.G.O. What are we even extracting them for? Who cares, it’s gonna be a blast!

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers and chaos at every turn!

Download links available for all platforms, official social media accounts for updates, and required reading for all your EGO and Sinner info needs.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

BabyDaddyDrama, child support, child welfare, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family interference, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, single motherhood, sister drama, unwanted advice

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of building epic castles and battling dragons! Join us and escape the real world where nosy sisters try to meddle in your virtual life.

On our server, you can create a world where your daughter’s father is a legendary warrior who fights alongside you in epic quests. No child support drama here, just pure adventure and fun!

So why join our server? Because here, you can build a family with your fellow players who understand the importance of boundaries and respecting each other’s virtual space. Plus, our server has unicorns. Yes, unicorns. Need we say more? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

XmasBoozeBanFail

alcohol ban, children, christmas, Christmas day, christmas eve, Cultural differences, cultural mixing, Elf on the Shelf, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, holiday hosting, holiday traditions, Mexican, mixed families, parenting, santa, tamales, tequila, wine, XmasBoozeBanFail

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	115	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	836411

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.

Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.

And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

Coffee Break

Break, building, Chill, coffee, Community, Discord, Economy, Friendly, friendly_staff, java edition, Minigames, multiplayer, new players welcome, Shops, Small, smp, Survival, tight-knit, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Server Name	Minecraft Server
Overview	Hey! If you’re looking for a smaller tight-knit server to join, you’re in the right place! A couple weeks ago I started one with some friends, now we’re looking for new people to join us. We’re currently focusing on starting an economy by building shops and minigames, but people of all playstyles and skill levels are welcome! If you want to chill with us, send me a friend request on Discord and I’ll add you. My username is linkwentmining.

Server Name

Minecraft Server

Overview

Hey! If you’re looking for a smaller tight-knit server to join, you’re in the right place! A couple weeks ago I started one with some friends, now we’re looking for new people to join us. We’re currently focusing on starting an economy by building shops and minigames, but people of all playstyles and skill levels are welcome! If you want to chill with us, send me a friend request on Discord and I’ll add you. My username is linkwentmining.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, send a friend request on Discord to linkwentmining.

Q: What kind of activities are available on the server?

A: We are currently focusing on building shops and minigames to start an economy, but players of all playstyles are welcome to join and participate in any activities they enjoy.

Q: Is there a specific skill level required to join?

A: No, players of all skill levels are welcome to join the server.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

A: We have a few basic rules to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players. These rules will be provided when you join the server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server as well. Just make sure they follow the rules and guidelines.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, crafted, CURSES, Demons, fan favorite, Finale, jujutsu kaisen, kenjaku, long-running, Manga, manga series, mystic, new epilogue, Popular, Realms, SHONEN, sorcery, Supernatural, trending, Upcoming

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a new epilogue coming soon, like, who even cares about Kenjaku anymore, am I right? But seriously, this server is lit AF, like, you won’t even believe the crazy sh*t that goes down in there. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Neuralink Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, advanced education, brain implant, brain interface, brain science, brain technology, cognitive enhancement, cutting-edge technology, education innovation, educational revolution, future learning, Futuristic technology, imagine graduating, instant knowledge, knowledge transfer, learn everything instantly, Minecraft, Neuralink, new tech, next-gen education, rapid learning, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Are you tired of grinding for hours on end to learn new skills in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where we have the latest technology that allows you to learn everything instantly! Forget spending days mining for diamonds or building intricate redstone contraptions, just plug in and boom – you’re a Minecraft pro!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil mobs and rival players in epic showdowns that will leave you clucking for more!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to feathers, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Players:	102/400	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2