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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
Players Killed by Monsters: 9512 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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