Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Gods Slained: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3102 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyBling

    BlockyBling
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

    On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

    HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols
    so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

    🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

    🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 200 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

    Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GratefulCraft SMP

    GratefulCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Zombie Dances: 10 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Void Gems Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PixelPigCraft

    PixelPigCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

    HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Zombie Power Co.

    Zombie Power Co.
    join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Feeling Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GFsMarathonNoShow

    GFsMarathonNoShow
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

    Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

    So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

    ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

    So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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