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StarRide server Minecraft

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, banner, Clans, Community, Creative, description, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, No Mini-Games, OWNER, personal account, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StarRide, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

The owner of the StarRide server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CompCraft: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Endermen Help with Taxes

bandits, Bases, CompCraft, CREEPERS, Custom Dungeons, endermen, Fossils, Friendly, friendly community, Help, Ip:, new players, Pay, play.compcraft.org, play.compcraft.org:25588, Rent, smp, Survival, TAXES, trader booths

CompCraft Server Overview

Description
CompCraft is a unique economy survival server where players earn money by various activities like farming, mining, looting, and gathering items to sell at trader booths. Players can also build bases, explore custom dungeons in the overworld, and excavate fossils. Other features include fighting bandits, PvP, PvE, and grief prevention.
Our Community is very friendly and loves to help new players!

Server IP

Java: play.compcraft.org | Bedrock: play.compcraft.org:25588

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I earn money on the server?	You can earn money by farming, mining, looting, and gathering items to sell at trader booths.
What can I do on the server?	You can build bases, explore custom dungeons, excavate fossils, fight bandits, engage in PvP and PvE, and use grief prevention.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is very friendly and loves to help new players!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, Cross-cultural, culture, Diplomacy, Diversity, east asia, friendship, global citizenship, Harmony, international relations, Israel, japanese, love, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, Server, solidarity, Support, SushiCraft, travel, Unity

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids and crafting virtual falafel? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can roam the virtual desert, ride camels made of blocks, and battle zombie pharaohs in the Temple of Doom! Our community is filled with fellow Israel enthusiasts who love to trade virtual hummus and compete in epic building competitions. So come on down and join the fun – because on this server, the only thing hotter than the desert sun is the fiery passion for Israel!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pochettino Era Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Coaching, epl, era, EXCITEMENT, football, Kickoff, Manager, MATCHDAY, mauricio pochettino, Minecraft, new beginnings, Players, pochettino, Pochettino era, premier league, smp, Soccer, sports, strategies, Tactics, TEAM, Tottenham fans, Tottenham Hotspur

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of blocky madness? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of the Pochettino era tomorrow!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders. Rumor has it that they once built a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a group of explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Pochettino era tomorrow. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocks and mayhem!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, control freak, Dangerous, E.coli, Food Safety, harmful bacteria, health concerns, LISTERIA, MilkyMayhem, Minecraft, not for Human Consumption, overstepped, raw milk, relationship, salmonella, Server, Trust, unpasteurized, vegan

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any raw milk in sight! We’ve banned it completely because we care about your health and safety. No more worrying about salmonella or E. coli here!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.

Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WeddingDramaCraft

attire, biological parents, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decor, dress code, family dynamics, Family issues, Father, love, Mother, relationships, stepmom, stepmother, Venue, walking down the aisle, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AgingLikeFineWine

age, ageless, aging gracefully, aging like fine wine, aging well, AgingLikeFineWine, attractive, beauty, beauty evolution, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity beauty secrets, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformation, famous person, Hollywood, iconic, Mature, Silver Fox, timeless beauty

Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, security council, Server, Shooting, UN peacekeepers, united nations, United Nations Security Council, united states, UNPeacekeeperPVP, US

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyPutin’sDownfall

#classified information, Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, CraftyPutinsDownfall, defense system, downed aircraft, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, investigation, military technology, missile defense, Mystery, radar detection, russia, secret weapon, Ukraine, War, WRECKAGE

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

all the mods, Atm9, atm9tts, changelog, Community, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, EXTRA, Forge, Inviting, madness, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, new players, Nice, Pumpkin, PvE, PvP, Quest, RPG, Skies, smp, Spice, Staff, time ranks, Welcoming

PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 & Medieval MC [RPG]	Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: To the Skies	All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the PumpKraft Minecraft community?

You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

2. What features do the servers offer?

The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.

3. Are new players welcome?

Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.

4. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the servers?

Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.

5. How do I report any issues or bugs on the servers?

You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8248
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Aesthetics, branding, CONTENT, creativity, creativity showcase, design, digital art, eye-catching, Graphic design, inspiration, Like.., Marketing, memorable, Minecraft, noteworthy, photography, pixelcraft, Server, social media, Thumbnails, Video, visual appeal

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

Happy, happy holidays, happy holidays to you, holidays, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, to you

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Band of One Hit Wonders

Band, Creative, Dominant, dynamic, FAMOUS, frontman, group, Harmony, Hit, Individual, Instrumentalist, lead, members, Music, overshadow, Performer, Popular, Singer, Solo, success, talent, Wonders

Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Underground Dead Zone

Afterlife, BELIEF, burial, Darkness, Dead, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, judgment day, Myth, Mythology, portrayal, punishment, Religion, Sin, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Torment, Underground, underworld, Zone

Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Jaccuzi MC

Adventure, Arenas, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom Shop, Exclusive events, Exploration, Heart Transfers, Land claiming, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Trade, Warps

JacuzziMC Information

Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	358	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3