Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SensationalVibesMC SMP

Awareness, best, Body, comfort, Experience, feeling, mindfulness, mindfulness exercise, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Natural, non-drug related, non-sexual, physical sensation, Pleasure, Relaxation, Sensation, SensationalVibesMC, Sensory, smp, Touch

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineCraftyGamer123

best games, best video games, favorite games, favorite gaming, favorite video game, favorite video game chat, favorite video game conversation, favorite video game discussion, favorite video game question, favorite video game survey, favorite video game topic, favorite video games, Gaming, MineCraftyGamer123, top favorite, top favorite games, top favorite video game, top favorite video games, top games, top video games, video game

Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!

battle, battle preparedness, China military, Chinese carrier, cross-strait relations, defense strategy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, military drills, military posturing, military presence, military readiness, military surveillance, military tensions, military video, naval exercises, naval power, Ready, regional stability, security concerns, Server, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft

So, like, u know how Taiwan be like “oh snap, there’s a Chinese carrier out there”? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we be prepared for battle too! Join us and show off your mad PvP skills as we take on the Chinese carrier in epic battles on the high seas! Will you be the hero that saves Taiwan from invasion? Or will you be the villain who helps China take over the world? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be lit AF! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyOligarchNet

Bypass.., Corruption, CraftyOligarchNet, eastern europe, Economy, financial crimes, Government, illegal activities, illicit networks, influence, international relations, Moldovan, money laundering, Network, oligarch, oligarchy, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gut Microbiome Madness

Chronic pain, disease-associated pain, Endometriosis, endometriotic lesions, female health, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infertility, inflammation, madness, medical breakthrough, mice study, Microbiome, microbiome differences, microbiome therapy, pelvic pain, reproductive health, research study, therapeutic treatment, Women’s Health

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4824	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lexok Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Creative PVP Minigames Economy Skyblock Towny Faction Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Skywars Bedwars Prison Modded Vanilla Redstone, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dream Story

Abandoned, contracts, Dream Story, Economy, errors, Flying creeper, Fun, Hardcore, Machines, Materials, Minecraft, mobs, Nightmare Night, Plugin, Plugins, Prices, Purchases, PvP, Sales, Server, Slimefun, stores, Survival, unique experience

Want a unique experience? So you found the right place…

1.Contracts, we saw potential in a plugin that had been abandoned for years, so we fixed its errors and put it to work.

2. Nightmare Night, unlike other plugins, this one adds new mobs (be careful when you see a flying creeper)

3. Stores that change their prices depending on purchases and sales.

4. Slimefun, a plugin that adds countless machines and materials for you to have fun with.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

1.16.5, Adventure, Anarchy, Chat, Clan, Clans, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Friends, gift, Herobrine, Ip:, Kingdom, mc.mineville.fun, minecraft server, Mineville, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, promo code, PvP, Quests, Raid mode, Roleplay, Royal Anarchy, rp, RPG, Solo, Survival, top up, Vanilla

New game world with unique RPG and RP elements??

Version from 1.16.5

Over 80+ plugins?

Vanilla?

Game modes available:

– Royal anarchy?‍☠️

– Reid⚔️

Join a clan, play solo, chat, find new friends and start your adventure in the kingdom✨

Enter /kit gold on the server and pick up a gift?

+ promo code gold for +30% to the top-up amount⭐️

IP: mc.mineville.fun

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Potions Brewed:	199
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU

1.21.1, ADMIN, admins, alliances, Anarchy, Brutal, Chaos, constitution, EU, exhilarating., follow, freedom, Fun, gameplay, Griefing, Legacy, Looting, Minecraft, No Rollbacks, rules, Server, SmithCraft, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, wits

Server IP	play.smithcraft.cc
Discord	https://discord.gg/5D7V8AA7ms
Server Version	1.21.1 Java Edition

Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

To ensure the purest form of anarchy, SmithCraft operates under a unique and immutable constitution. This constitution serves one primary purpose: to keep the server entirely free of any form of governance or interference from admins or owners.

Constitution of Chaos

No Rollbacks	Once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. No actions will be undone, no matter how catastrophic. This ensures that every player’s actions have lasting consequences, adding to the authentic anarchy experience. This includes duplication, and illegal item placement.
No Rules	There are absolutely no rules. Griefing, looting, killing, and any other forms of chaos are not only allowed but expected. This server is a lawless land where you can forge your path through whatever means you deem necessary.
No Interference	Admins and owners are bound by the constitution to never interfere with the gameplay. This means no banning players, no imposing restrictions, and no moderating the server. The only role of the admin is to maintain the server’s technical performance, ensuring it remains operational and lag-free.
Permanent Anarchy	This is not a temporary state; it’s the essence of SmithCraft. The constitution prevents any future introduction of rules or changes that would compromise the anarchy.
True Freedom	Players have complete freedom to build, destroy, ally, betray, and create their own stories. Your journey is entirely in your hands, free from any form of higher control.

SmithCraft is not for the faint of heart. It’s a relentless, anarchic world where survival is a constant challenge, and trust is a rare commodity. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your legacy in a world without rules? Join us on SmithCraft and experience the ultimate freedom today!

Join us at play.smithcraft.cc – Where Anarchy Reigns Supreme!

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on SmithCraft?

A: No, there are absolutely no rules on SmithCraft. Griefing, looting, and killing are all allowed.

Q: Can I expect any help from admins or owners?

A: No, admins and owners are not allowed to interfere with gameplay. They only maintain server performance.

Q: Is there any rollback system in place?

A: No, once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. All actions are permanent.

Q: Can I create alliances with other players?

A: Yes, players have complete freedom to ally, betray, and create their own stories.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

artistic branding, blocky, brand association, branding controversy, branding idea, branding tactics, condoms, controversial advertising, controversial branding, hate marketing, marketing fail, marketing strategy, meme, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music artist, phase connect, Phases, Server, shock marketing, smart branding, unconventional branding, unconventional marketing, violinist

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1