Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

/MinerMemes/ – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, event pass, kai’sa, league of legends, lolg, Minecraft, MinerMemes, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, size difference edition, sylas, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride on a server where everything is bigger and better – just like our players’ egos! We’ve got events that will blow your mind, like the Worlds 2024 Event Pass where you can unlock Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary skins.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with legendary skins for Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, we even have Prestige skins for those who want to flex on their friends.

Don’t believe us? Check out our latest patch notes and PBE updates to see all the crazy content we have in store for you. And if you need some tips on how to dominate the game, we’ve got builds and account stats to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, literally, because we have a chicken army waiting for you.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

Ability, anxiety, Awareness, comparison, Count, Destroying, Follower, follower count, Insecurity, loved, mental health, Minecraft, Popularity, PRESSURE, pressure to perform, Problems, Rising, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, social validation, validation, WORTH..

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

Apology, Argument, Bed.., Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, compromise, Conflict, custody, Daddys, DAUGHTER, emotions, Hormonal, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping on sofa, sleepover, Support, Wars, weekend visits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TrendyCrafts

baffling trends, bizarre styles, confusing styles, eccentric styles, fashion trends, odd trends, out-of-the-box styles, outlandish trends, peculiar trends, perplexing fashion, questionable fashion, quirky fashion, strange fashion, TrendyCrafts, unconventional styles, unexplainable fashion, unusual trends, weird trends

Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

IsraelStrikesIranLOL

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nano Climate Craft

#sustainability, advanced materials, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, clean technology, climate, climate crisis, Craft, Environment, environmental impact, future technologies, global warming, green energy, innovation, mitigation strategies, Nano, nanotechnology, Nature Nanotechnology, renewable energy, research, Science, SOLUTIONS, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftopiaSMP

Adventure, Community, CraftopiaSMP, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Gaming, Minecraft, Newcomer, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Veteran, vibrant

We’re thrilled to have you join the vibrant and dynamic world of Craftopia SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager to explore, there’s a place for you in our community.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

administration, Airdrop, Antispam, bedrock, Cases, classic, Economy, interface, Ip:, Jobs, Minecraft, Npcs, PORT, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Spawn, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, Version, voice chat, Voting

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.21 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• the ability to play both from a phone and a PC

• tuned economy

• cases

• airdrop (in development)

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

Compatible Bedrock versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21

For Bedrock players, we recommend setting the “classic” interface view in the settings

For Bedrock: IP: 185.9.145.216 port: 25963

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	5954	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

bullying behavior, Emotional Abuse, female bullying, gender differences, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, interpersonal relationships, male bullying, mental health, Minecraft, Palace, peer pressure, power dynamics, psychological impact, QUEENS, relational aggression, Server, social aggression, social dynamics, social hierarchy, social justice, toxic behavior, victim blaming

Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

/ Rus / Minecraft SMP /

1000-7, dead inside, Edition, Minecraft, rus, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than 1000-7 dead inside edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. That’s right, a CHICKEN riding a PIG! And that’s not even the craziest thing you’ll see on our server. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who ride around on flying llamas, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to ride a creeper into battle? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on 1000-7 dead inside edition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful with that TNT statue).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StepCamp FunLand

bio kids, blended family, camping reservation, custody agreement, emergency situations, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family unity, family vacation, FUNLAND, one-on-one time, parental responsibilities, parenting conflicts, step children, step kids, StepCamp, vacation planning, vacation reservations, weekend plans

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of blended families and camping vacations gone wrong.

Picture this: you’re all set for a relaxing weekend with your bio kids, ready to build the ultimate virtual castle together. But suddenly, your step kids’ mother drops a bombshell and now you’re stuck with extra players in the game. Will you choose to include them in your adventures, or will you stand your ground and keep the reservation for yourself?

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Phone-a-FriendCraft

Communication, Conversations, Curious, curious minds, curious questions, customer service, Driving, inquisitive, job duties, job responsibilities, multitasking, on the phone, Passengers, phone calls, PhoneaFriendCraft, PROFESSIONAL, ride sharing, Technology, Transportation, Uber Drivers, work habits

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Uber drivers who are always on the phone with mysterious clients while they drive you around in their virtual cars.

Join our server for the chance to hop in a Minecraft Uber and go on wild adventures with drivers who have secret connections to the underworld. Who knows, you might even uncover a diamond smuggling operation or get caught up in a high-speed chase with the Minecraft police.

So, if you’re ready for a ride like no other, buckle up and join our server today. Just don’t ask the drivers who they’re talking to on the phone – it’s better if you don’t know.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem

Allies, American soldiers, cooperation, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, global defense., international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Missile, missile defense, News, Report, SECURITY, Technology, THAAD missile defense system, THAADyCraft, united states, Updates

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got american soldiers operating THAAD missile defense systems in israel!!! u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur precious blocks from any potential threats!!! plus, u might even get to ride a missile like a rollercoaster and launch urself into the sky for a crazy adventure!!! come join the madness and see if u got what it takes to survive in this wild world of blocky chaos!!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kid Parent Grandpa Server

Childhood, childhood experiences, children’s entertainment, family, family activities, family bonding, family time, family traditions, generations, GRANDPA, grandparenting, grandparenting advice, Kid, kids entertainment, kids videos, Memories, multi-generational, Nostalgia, Parent, parenting, parenting tips, Server, video watching, watching videos

OMG JOIN DIS SERVER AND U WILL WATCH KID VIDEOS LIKE 1000000 TIMES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH ONLY KID VIDEOS AND U HAVE TO WATCH THEM TO ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT AND IF U CAN RIDE IT FOR 10 SECONDS U GET A DIAMOND SWORD. PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE U FREE DIAMONDS IF U TELL HIM A JOKE HE HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE. SO COME JOIN AND WATCH KID VIDEOS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pickaxe

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gamemodes Lifesteal Survival Skyblock Prison Pet Simulator Farm Simulator Community Events Zero Lag Staff Multiplayer MiniGames Creative Faction Economy PvP Adventure Roleplay, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Pickaxe Network [1.20] – We offer a wide range of gamemodes including, Lifesteal, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pet Simulator, Farm Simulator, and MUCH MORE. Join today to experience your #1 Minecraft Server experience, with a friendly and welcoming community for all. EVENTS ZERO LAG DEDICATED STAFF

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1