Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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1000-7, dead inside, Edition, Minecraft, rus, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than 1000-7 dead inside edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. That’s right, a CHICKEN riding a PIG! And that’s not even the craziest thing you’ll see on our server. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who ride around on flying llamas, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to ride a creeper into battle? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on 1000-7 dead inside edition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful with that TNT statue).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StepCamp FunLand

bio kids, blended family, camping reservation, custody agreement, emergency situations, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family unity, family vacation, FUNLAND, one-on-one time, parental responsibilities, parenting conflicts, step children, step kids, StepCamp, vacation planning, vacation reservations, weekend plans

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of blended families and camping vacations gone wrong.

Picture this: you’re all set for a relaxing weekend with your bio kids, ready to build the ultimate virtual castle together. But suddenly, your step kids’ mother drops a bombshell and now you’re stuck with extra players in the game. Will you choose to include them in your adventures, or will you stand your ground and keep the reservation for yourself?

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Phone-a-FriendCraft

Communication, Conversations, Curious, curious minds, curious questions, customer service, Driving, inquisitive, job duties, job responsibilities, multitasking, on the phone, Passengers, phone calls, PhoneaFriendCraft, PROFESSIONAL, ride sharing, Technology, Transportation, Uber Drivers, work habits

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Uber drivers who are always on the phone with mysterious clients while they drive you around in their virtual cars.

Join our server for the chance to hop in a Minecraft Uber and go on wild adventures with drivers who have secret connections to the underworld. Who knows, you might even uncover a diamond smuggling operation or get caught up in a high-speed chase with the Minecraft police.

So, if you’re ready for a ride like no other, buckle up and join our server today. Just don’t ask the drivers who they’re talking to on the phone – it’s better if you don’t know.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem

Allies, American soldiers, cooperation, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, global defense., international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Missile, missile defense, News, Report, SECURITY, Technology, THAAD missile defense system, THAADyCraft, united states, Updates

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got american soldiers operating THAAD missile defense systems in israel!!! u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur precious blocks from any potential threats!!! plus, u might even get to ride a missile like a rollercoaster and launch urself into the sky for a crazy adventure!!! come join the madness and see if u got what it takes to survive in this wild world of blocky chaos!!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kid Parent Grandpa Server

Childhood, childhood experiences, children’s entertainment, family, family activities, family bonding, family time, family traditions, generations, GRANDPA, grandparenting, grandparenting advice, Kid, kids entertainment, kids videos, Memories, multi-generational, Nostalgia, Parent, parenting, parenting tips, Server, video watching, watching videos

OMG JOIN DIS SERVER AND U WILL WATCH KID VIDEOS LIKE 1000000 TIMES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH ONLY KID VIDEOS AND U HAVE TO WATCH THEM TO ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT AND IF U CAN RIDE IT FOR 10 SECONDS U GET A DIAMOND SWORD. PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE U FREE DIAMONDS IF U TELL HIM A JOKE HE HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE. SO COME JOIN AND WATCH KID VIDEOS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pickaxe

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gamemodes Lifesteal Survival Skyblock Prison Pet Simulator Farm Simulator Community Events Zero Lag Staff Multiplayer MiniGames Creative Faction Economy PvP Adventure Roleplay, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Pickaxe Network [1.20] – We offer a wide range of gamemodes including, Lifesteal, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pet Simulator, Farm Simulator, and MUCH MORE. Join today to experience your #1 Minecraft Server experience, with a friendly and welcoming community for all. EVENTS ZERO LAG DEDICATED STAFF

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

shine

Adventure, Balanced Fun, Create, Discord, Fabric, farmers delight, Guns, improved mobs, luminar, Max 10 Players, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Player Claims, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Unique, Vanilla

Welcome to Luminar – a high-quality, modded Minecraft server on Fabric 1.20.1! Dive into a fun survival experience enhanced with exciting mods like Create, Farmer’s Delight, Improved Mobs, and a guns mod to spice up the gameplay. With player claims, a 2.5k x 2.5k world border, and a focus on balanced fun, Luminar offers a unique multiplayer experience.

Max players: 10 (for now). This server is a dream come true, and now it’s becoming a reality! Interested? Join our Discord https://discord.gg/A8mNba5c for more info and to be part of the adventure!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Welcome to FroobWorld: The land where semi-vanilla meets chaos! No square or curly business here, just pure 1.21 fun!

back, Business, Chaos, Chat, Chest locking, Community, Curly, Donations, Economy, Events, Factions, FroobWorld, Fun, home, Land, Land claiming, Maps, meets, Plugins, Prizes, Pure, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Spawn, Square, Survival, Tpa, View distance, Voting

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UG9CjMGtSs
Website	https://froobworld.com/
Dynmap	https://map.froobworld.com/

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
1. Can I grief other players’ builds?	No, griefing is not allowed on our server.
2. Are there any limits on land claiming?	There is no limit to the size of land you can claim, within reason.
3. How can I lock my chests?	We have a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.
4. Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
5. How long do maps last on the server?	We have long-term maps that do not reset frequently.
6. Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, you can use the /tpa command to teleport to other players.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Shiba Tatsuya Minecraft Server

Accomplished, adept in magic, advanced martial artist, alpha male, engineering company, genius level intellect, ideal male specimen, inventions, men want to be, Military, Minecraft, Patents, peak performance, political ties, refined gentleman, revolutionize magic, Server, Shiba, shiba tatsuya, Tatsuya, top clans, top physical condition, unmatched magic user, wise beyond years, women want, worldly pursuits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shiba Tatsuya himself plays and dominates the virtual world with his unmatched skills and intellect. Join us if you want to witness the perfect alpha male in action, building incredible structures with his engineering prowess and casting powerful spells that will leave you in awe.

But that’s not all, on our server, you can challenge Shiba Tatsuya to a duel and see if you can find a flaw in his impeccable abilities. Will you be able to defeat the ultimate male specimen and claim the title of the new alpha of the server? Or will you be left in the dust, marveling at his greatness?

Join us now and experience the madness of a Minecraft server where the legend of Shiba Tatsuya comes to life in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crops Grown:	2698
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

/brk/ – Block Breaker Bros Minecraft SMP

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, BLOCK, Breaker, Brk, bros, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with a bunch of crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Lia, the master prankster, to Utatane Nasa, who sleep-mines diamonds in his dreams, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a horde of zombie pigmen while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. Or maybe you’re more into the drama of watching Hakushika Iori and Fujikura Uruka argue over who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria.

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Just ask Shisui Michiru, who accidentally blew up her entire house with a misplaced TNT block. Or Tenma Maemi, who tried to tame a pack of wolves only to have them turn on her and form a rebellion against the player characters.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of shenanigans, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, in some cases) as you navigate through the madness that is our server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PartyPooperSigns

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a party that never ends…unless you want it to!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret underground dance parties, llama rodeos, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (seriously, it’s a thing).

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the creepers want to join the fun. So come on over and leave those boring parties behind. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you see someone break out the macarena, then it’s definitely time to go.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyKremlin

Alliance, CraftyKremlin, defense cooperation, diplomatic spat, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Japan, joint drill, military alliance, military confrontation, military exercise, military maneuvers, naval exercise, protest, rebuff, russia, territorial dispute, US

so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VGS SMP

Active, anti cheats, backups, building, Chaos, Community, Friendly, Griefing, Ip:, Land claiming, mature audience, multiplayer, No Griefing, Peaceful, Protection, rules, Server, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla

Tired of griefing and chaos? Join our peaceful Minecraft SMP! Experience a vanilla-focused world with land claiming, anti-cheats, and frequent backups. Let’s build a thriving community together.

Server ip – 13.234.39.206

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CassiCraft

CassiCraft, Fun, Minecraft, Server, Survival, survival mode

Welcome to cassicraft. On this server, we have a survival mode, which you can have a lot of fun with, with all the things we offer.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Welcome to the chaotic city of Reno, NV where PVP meets parkour, heists and…custom shops? Just another day with 120+ members!

and…custom, Armored Truck Guards, Businesses, chaotic, Chief of Police, city, Crews, Custom Shops, Day, Eco, Founder Halo, Government, HEISTS, Mayor, meets, members, minecraft for windows, mobile, Parkour, PvP, RENO, Roleplay, Shops, Switch, Whitelist, Xbox

Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
City of Reno, Nevada
120+ Members, ran for over 3 years
Active Police + Fire Department Team
Active Criminal Groups
Quests
Gambling
Highly Detailed Jobs
Detailed Cars, Helicopters, Bikes
Player Ran Economy And Government
Parkour Challenges
Large Map
Plots
Active, Supportive Community
Highly Detailed Heists, Legal Jobs, and many other criminal activities
Events!
Special Roles (ex: Armored Truck Guards, Mayor, Chief of Police etc.)
So Much More!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	We accept people who are on Xbox, Mobile, Minecraft for Windows, or Switch.
How can I join?	Send a request to either BabyHalo#5944 on Xbox or bunnylua101 on Discord.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3847	Crops Grown:	9796
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2