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Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mines Excavated:	3797
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SisTallProbsMC

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Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5086
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Farms Harvested:	477
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	8654
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7346	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	1911	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7