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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Mines Excavated: 1702 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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