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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Farms Harvested: 470
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Void Gems Collected: 14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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