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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Void Gems Collected: 20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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