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Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ores Mined:	2312	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

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Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2094
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Broads & Bros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Star Shards Collected:	185
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	86	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

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Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	9103	Potions Brewed:	133
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Items Found:	2626	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5427
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Emeralds Found:	7961	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Farms Harvested:	386	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3