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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Star Shards Collected: 286 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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