Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Animals Bred:	155
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Potions Brewed:	62	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8321
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3973	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Votes:	2688
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	307
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3366
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	721
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	121	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	1803
Falling into the Void:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	578

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net