Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	260	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ores Mined:	5557	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchantments Applied:	243	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	3540	Underground Cities Explored:	4

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Farms Harvested:	740

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Crops Grown:	3952	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	New Chunks Explored:	644457

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	New Chunks Explored:	824148
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ores Mined:	8541	Enchantments Applied:	227
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

play.grizzlyprison.com