Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3812	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Towns Built:	9
Enchantments Applied:	176	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	730	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	209	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

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Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

play.frontier-mc.com

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

mc.cubitoland.com

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

play.renteraonline.com

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	223	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Emeralds Found:	3214	Runes Activated:	7

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

play.mine-smp.me

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Play.EtherealCraft.net

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	174
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

minecraft.medievalcraft.de

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2

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