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| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1189 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7354 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 175 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?
Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4181 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4130 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 8127 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.
Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2274 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4665 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3284 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 179 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena!
Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. So if you’re looking to get rich quick, this is the place to be.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 5037 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
