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| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4260 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2354 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 485880 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.
So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 144 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1986 | Ores Mined: | 9030 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 496 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1037 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 133 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6422 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, we already have that covered).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the Ender Dragon shows off his sick dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Taco Dimension where everything is made of delicious tacos.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, those creepers are sneaky).
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 245 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4951 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 3381 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Can you out-dab the Yeti and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 324 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9581 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!
2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.
3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.
As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.
But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
