WeddingWarsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	566
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	344203
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Emeralds Found:	2157
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ores Mined:	6046	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	778	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	58
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	3324	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gods Slained:	2

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Void Gems Collected:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	5520	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	914345
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Emeralds Found:	8659	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9812	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Crops Grown:	8849	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2