WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Enchantments Applied:	63	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	374
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragons Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	21125

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoobsNeedLoveToo

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Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	998583
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

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Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1276	Animals Bred:	160
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family, friendship, guest pass, halloween event, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, resolution, Respect, Server, TICKETS, Understanding, zoo membership, ZooCraft

Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

burden, court battles., court orders, dna testing, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflicts, family dynamics, family holidays, forced, forced relationships, FUNLAND, inclusion, moms, mother’s actions, parental issues, parental responsibilities, Resentment, selfish behavior, sibling relationships, unwanted presence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.