Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all the political drama and negativity in the real world? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only political debate is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first.

    Our server is a safe haven from all the left vs. right arguments, because here, the only thing we’re fighting for is the last diamond in the mine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you can be building a giant statue of a creeper instead?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Ohtani Is Best Baseball Player Of History Minecraft SMP

    Ohtani Is Best Baseball Player Of History Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! We have legendary players who make Babe Ruth look like a total noob compared to the Japanese greatness that resides here.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, tame dragons like it’s no big deal, and have epic battles that make the Battle of Thermopylae look like child’s play. Our players are so skilled, they can mine diamonds blindfolded and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • McOaxys Network

    McOaxys Network

    McOaxys Network is a high-quality, Semi-vanilla Custom Minecraft server that offers unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you.

    ¡COMPATIBLE CON BEDROCK!

    IP DE JAVA: oaxys.realistic.host IP DE BEDROCK: oaxys.realistic.host (Puerto 25594)

    Compatible with versions 1.21 -> 1.21.X!

    »Survival Semivanilla Custom » proximamente>> Rpg » coming soon>>Minigames » proximamente>>Practice

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • 3rd World Economy Minecraft Server

    3rd World Economy Minecraft Server
    Tired of living in a boring first world economy on other Minecraft servers? Come join us on our Third World Economy server where diamonds are more valuable than gold and dirt is the new currency!

    Our server is so realistic, you’ll have to start your own potato farm just to survive. And watch out for the roaming bandits who will steal your precious cobblestone blocks without a second thought.

    But don’t worry, we have a thriving black market where you can trade your emeralds for enchanted golden apples and even rare unicorn mounts. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life village with all your crazy neighbors.

    So come join us on our Third World Economy server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP

    Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Towns Built: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Combo Club

    Combo Club

    A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Who’s Dumber? Minecraft Server

    Who’s Dumber? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and stupidity! Join us if you want to see players trying to ride pigs off cliffs, building houses out of TNT, and getting into epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Who’s Dumber?” competition, where players compete in challenges like seeing who can drown themselves the fastest or who can fall into a pit of lava without dying. The winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing because let’s face it, you’re all losers.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as dumb and ridiculous as you are? Come join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Animals Bred: 21 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Kino Minecraft SMP – Was It Lit?

    Kino Minecraft SMP – Was It Lit?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. He’ll take you on quests to find the rarest items, battle against evil mobs, and maybe even teach you how to do the cha-cha slide (yes, even pigs can dance!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow his rule and claim the throne for yourself. Just be warned, the Chicken King has a mean peck!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem. And remember, always ask yourself: Was it kino?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Adventure Odyssey

    Adventure Odyssey

    Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Adventure Odyssey is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Roleplay, Land Claim, McMMO modes. Adventure Odyssey is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

    ⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

    Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

    Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

    Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

    Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

    Many types of cases, magic items.

    There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

    Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

    ♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

    ♥Port: 19132

    ♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server

    Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by Z Broly ki spammers and dealing with Roshi’s lightning surprise on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Z Broly ki spamming” policy and Roshi’s lightning surprise is banned for being too shocking! Join us and main Future Gohan without fear of being countered by cheap tactics. Plus, we have a secret weapon against all those dumb cunts – our very own Super Saiyan Sheep army! Join now for a woolly good time!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Mines Excavated: 2142

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Berserk Phase Minecraft SMP

    Berserk Phase Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your Berserk phase in a whole new way! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (guarded by a friendly troll, of course). So grab your diamond sword and get ready to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Revolutionize Minecraft Server

    Revolutionize Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a pack of evil pandas.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the depths of the ocean and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, only to find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected because soon, everything changes. Nothing can stop what is coming.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

    Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

    Limbus Company General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Priest of La Manchaland Gregor in an epic battle for supremacy.

    But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a thrill like no other as you speed through twisted dimensions and encounter bizarre creatures along the way. And don’t forget about the upcoming Extractions, where you’ll have the chance to target and extract the elusive [Rodion] ID & E.G.O for fame and glory!

    This server is not for the faint of heart, as it is directly tied to the mind-bending worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect the unexpected, including spoilers galore and a tutorial that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

    So why wait? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the madness today. Join us on this wild ride through Limbus Company, where insanity reigns supreme and anything is possible. See you on the other side, if you dare!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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