so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Ores Mined: 568
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ores Mined: 6213
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Magical Moments Shared: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 284
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Emeralds Found: 5784
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 New Chunks Explored: 789060
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Animals Bred: 23
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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