A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for our September community update, where we discuss the importance of wearing diamond armor at all times to protect yourself from sneaky creepers. And don’t miss our first developer Q&A, where we reveal the secret recipe for crafting a potion that turns you into a dancing llama.
Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.
Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.
And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?
So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 898 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.
so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
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| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Server Name: | Vortex Skies |
| Server IP: | vortexskies.serverminer.com |
| Modpack: | SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4 |
| Discord: | Join our Discord |
Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.
A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com
A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.
A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.
A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 257 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.
Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9660 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
