Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7039
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	250099
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	8966
Animals Bred:	75	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Casual yet engaging Earth Survival Server with a Tycoon-style RPG experience? Look no further than NiftySMP! With Towny, you can claim your own territory and build prosperous cities and nations with friends! Earn money through Jobs and McMMO, create your own Player Shops and sell items in the Auction House! With over 1300+ Custom Quests and 28 Custom Ranks to climb, there are always new perks and rewards waiting for you on play.niftysmp.com! Join us today and start your adventure!Supported Versions: ◆ (1.18.x – 1.20.4)Features: ◆ 1:1000 Custom Earth Map and Dynmap ◆ No-War & No-Grief Survival using Towny ◆ Custom Ranking System, Quests & More!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	188	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Items Found:	5533
Players Killed by Monsters:	6007	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Farms Harvested:	542

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Potions Brewed:	114	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.