Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7535
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	293	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ores Mined:	2948	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
New Chunks Explored:	485420	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	8133	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Farms Harvested:	907

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Minecraft SMP, Parkour, and OneBlock server with both Java & Bedrock cross-play support! Tons of features such as custom enchants, slimefun, skills, player-selected difficulty, and much more!Java Port: 25565 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	90	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.