Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	837566	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Farms Harvested:	638	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6887

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	120	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Towns Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.