| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7792 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3646 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6228 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7112 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.
Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.
But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8196 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.
But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9951 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 302 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?
Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9814 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Ores Mined: | 6035 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 192 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6397 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9977 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 59 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5526 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 73 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Server Information |
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| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7627 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 268 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8145 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9186 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 332 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8715 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5702 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4785 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 171 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7357 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9173 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
