Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	757
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Emeralds Found:	1897	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	154
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	147
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	7381	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	New Chunks Explored:	546198
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	115

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3070
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Towns Built:	7
Crops Grown:	7796	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Emeralds Found:	4328	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

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