so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Villages Defended: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Potions Brewed: 165
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Ores Mined: 6637 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 236095 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Emeralds Found: 9780 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Magic Items Found: 1850
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Farms Harvested: 725
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4238 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Alien Abductions: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ores Mined: 759

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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