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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6669 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 377 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Emeralds Found: | 534 |
Enchantments Applied: | 119 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
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