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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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