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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crops Grown: 3051 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY