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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
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