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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Zombie Dances: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3842
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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