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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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