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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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